{"id":73,"date":"2008-05-16T15:42:14","date_gmt":"2008-05-16T15:42:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peter.vittrup.dk\/?p=73"},"modified":"2023-02-25T21:13:18","modified_gmt":"2023-02-25T21:13:18","slug":"how-to-report-a-robbery-in-venezuela","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journey.petervittrup.dk\/index.php\/2008\/05\/16\/how-to-report-a-robbery-in-venezuela\/","title":{"rendered":"How to report a robbery in Venezuela"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>1. <\/strong>Learn Spanish. If your language skills are insufficient, be ready to play a long (but somewhat fun) game of \u2018show and guess&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. <\/strong>Have patience. The workflow following your explanation is helplessly ineffective. Writing report on computer. Slowly. Finding USB stick. Moving document to printer. Printing. Getting signatures and fingerprints on 4 copies. Writing statement again on an old typewriter with duplication paper. Slowly.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. <\/strong>Do not take photos. Trying to keep the situation by taking undercover pictures with you mobile phone is not appreciated.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. <\/strong>Bring family pictures. When the situation gets tense, distract the officers by showing them pictures of your father in a Danish police uniform. Everyone in the office will be called to look.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. <\/strong>After some hours you have the statement: <strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">ROBO<\/span><\/strong><strong>: Manifesto\u00b4el<\/strong><strong> <\/strong><strong>denunciante<\/strong><strong> <\/strong><strong>que<\/strong><strong> personas <\/strong><strong>dozcon<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">o<\/span><\/strong><strong> cidas, portando arma du fuego, y bajo amenaza de muerte lo dezpojaron de una camera fotoqrafica, marca Canon, modelo power shot, G9.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Good luck with your Venezuelan police experience \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"flickr-image\" title=\"Police statement\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/21924312@N08\/2496498795\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3200\/2496498795_f1b88bfc62_m.jpg\" alt=\"Police statement\" \/><\/a> <a class=\"flickr-image\" title=\"Venezuela Police\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/21924312@N08\/2496498637\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3102\/2496498637_744a82087b_m.jpg\" alt=\"Venezuela Police\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Learn Spanish. If your language skills are insufficient, be ready to play a long (but somewhat fun) game of \u2018show and guess&#8217;. 2. Have patience. The workflow following your explanation is helplessly ineffective. Writing report on computer. Slowly. Finding USB stick. Moving document to printer. Printing. Getting signatures and fingerprints on 4 copies. Writing &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/journey.petervittrup.dk\/index.php\/2008\/05\/16\/how-to-report-a-robbery-in-venezuela\/\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How to report a robbery in Venezuela<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[86],"tags":[89,163],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-venezuela","tag-police","tag-venezuela"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/journey.petervittrup.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/journey.petervittrup.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/journey.petervittrup.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journey.petervittrup.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journey.petervittrup.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/journey.petervittrup.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":198,"href":"https:\/\/journey.petervittrup.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions\/198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/journey.petervittrup.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journey.petervittrup.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journey.petervittrup.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}